Drinks On Me

"Someone said, "30 years ago", and my mind went, "Ah yes! the 1970's", but they meant 1992. and now i need a moment." Coasters are 4”x4” and made w...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coast...

“I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round co...

Algebra Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"99 problems but the beach ain't one." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"I need a six month vacation, two times a year" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...

Me to my children: "I would kill and die for you" Also me to my children: I AM NOT YOUR DAMN MAID AND WILL BURN ALL THE SHIT ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOORS...

"Childhood Injuries:Fell out of a treeFell off my bike.Twisted my ankle. Adult Injuries:Slept wrongSat down too longSneezed too hard." Coasters are...

Cookie on the Floor Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal...

Don't work in morning Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Drinks or Dranks"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a ...

"Fixed that noise"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"The best part of being a flight attendant" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"If she eats her French fries with a fork, she's probably not going to do that thing you like." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

"Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a...

“Life is Short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. East the cake. Sleep with the guitar player.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork back...

"Holes closed"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

"HR said, i'm not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now... " Coasters are 4”x4” and made ...

"I do porn"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.” Coaste...

“Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and...

"Leave by 9"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Them "You need to listen to your body more" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Middle Fingers Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Potatoes make french fries, and chips.... It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ba...

Powerpoint Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Behind every strong independent woman are her dogs following her to the bathroom Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and rou...

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning.....” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

"Maybe the day had a shitty you" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backin...