Drinks On Me

Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing a...

Holiday Coaster "half ass jingler" 4"x 4" printed resin with cork backing, made in the USA

"Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made...

"Most people can't tel if I'm being sincere or smartass. It's kind of a gift." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coast...

“Gonna go lay under the tree to remind my family that I am a Gift." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. M...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with re...

"What the F#ck"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"HR said, i'm not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now... " Coasters are 4”x4” and made ...

Holiday Coaster "drink and wrap

“Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at cover me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what...

Hacker Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the ...

“Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round cor...

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” Coasters are 4”x4” a...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

"I now know how it will all end for me... one of my kids will unplug my life support to change their phone" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin ...

Powerpoint Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Negative"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a ...

Another glass of wine and we will be singing Bingle Jells Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

"Giveashitometer"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...

“Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.” Coaste...

Don't work in morning Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Life is Short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. East the cake. Sleep with the guitar player.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork back...

“I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Holiday Coaster "hard to shop for" 4"x 4" printed resin with cork backing, made in the USA

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “what motivates you?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corn...

“A fun thing to do in the mornings is not to talk to me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

"It's like regular sleep but without the sleep." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Therapist: and what do we do when we’re sad? Me: add to cart Therapist: no Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round cor...

"Holes closed"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"If she eats her French fries with a fork, she's probably not going to do that thing you like." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

"In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal...