Drinks On Me

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with re...

"Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made...

"HR said, i'm not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now... " Coasters are 4”x4” and made ...

"Potatoes make french fries, and chips.... It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ba...

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played karma, well-played.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners....

"Fixed that noise"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a ...

“Every weekend I say to myself, "Susan, you have to stop drinking wine." Thankfully. I'm not Susan" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a c...

"Getting old sucks big time. I just threw my back out because the toaster startled me" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing a...

Algebra Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and...

“I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round co...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

"Maybe the day had a shitty you" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Me to my children: "I would kill and die for you" Also me to my children: I AM NOT YOUR DAMN MAID AND WILL BURN ALL THE SHIT ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOORS...

“Sometimes I look at people and think "Really? That's the sperm that won?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round cor...

“It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree.” Coasters are 4”x4” and mad...

"I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backin...

"In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal...

Talk to Yourself Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...

Cookie on the Floor Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Smother Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Life is Short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. East the cake. Sleep with the guitar player.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork back...

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning.....” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Leave by 9"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.” Coaste...

"The best part of being a flight attendant" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Ladies, if he: is hot always smells good makes your mouth water tastes amazing leaves you feeling happier than ever He’s not your man. He is a ta...

"If she eats her French fries with a fork, she's probably not going to do that thing you like." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

"Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a...

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're sta...

"Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

Don't work in morning Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"I need a six month vacation, two times a year" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.