Drinks On Me

"What the F#ck"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coast...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with re...

Holiday Coaster "drink and wrap

“Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at cover me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what...

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the ...

“Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round cor...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

Another glass of wine and we will be singing Bingle Jells Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

"I now know how it will all end for me... one of my kids will unplug my life support to change their phone" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin ...

Powerpoint Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Negative"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"Giveashitometer"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing a...

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “what motivates you?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corn...

"If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... You're an amateur and we can't be friends" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...

"It's getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition" Coasters are 4”x4” and made wi...

"If she eats her French fries with a fork, she's probably not going to do that thing you like." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

"Elf on the shelf" Christmas Coaster 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners Made in the USA.

"My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're sta...

"Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

"I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don't like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resi...

"Favorite Drink"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing an...

"Life Coach"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"Spread Legs"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Them "You need to listen to your body more" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.