Drinks On Me

“Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. M...

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and rou...

"Autocorrect has become my worst enema" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA..

"Saw a store that has a siogn that reads, "We treat you like family!" Yup, NOT going in there." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

"Having a teenager is like having a car that only comes out to and hisses if you try to pet it." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork...

"me: sometimes I talk to myself me: omg same" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me.. talking to the wine." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin ...

“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin ...

"When my kids say "Daddy, I want mommy" that's their version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor"" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with...

“It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them” - Mom Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a co...

“A fun thing to do in the mornings is not to talk to me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the ...

“Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighbourhood” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round ...

"My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with...

“Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made wi...

"Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made i...

"Get better soon"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a ...

"That candle smells like Fireball" "Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon, Becky" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing...

"My childhood punishments have become my adult goals" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA..

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing an...

"Do what you love and money will follow" Ate pizza, drank wine, took a 5 hour nap in my underwear, and took selfies with my dog.. Now I wait" Coast...

"I don't hold grudges, but i do remember assholes." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Maybe the day had a shitty you" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.