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“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with re...

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the ...

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played karma, well-played.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners....

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a ...

Cookie on the Floor Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and...

"I need a six month vacation, two times a year" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree.” Coasters are 4”x4” and mad...

"In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

"Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick... just sayin' " Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round co...

"Maybe the day had a shitty you" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"The best part of being a flight attendant" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Ladies, if he: is hot always smells good makes your mouth water tastes amazing leaves you feeling happier than ever He’s not your man. He is a ta...

"I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backin...

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...

"If she eats her French fries with a fork, she's probably not going to do that thing you like." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

"Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a...

Smother Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Life is Short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. East the cake. Sleep with the guitar player.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork back...

"Leave by 9"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.” Coaste...

Don't work in morning Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Powerpoint Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Spread Legs"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're sta...

"Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

Them "You need to listen to your body more" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Holes closed"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.