Drinks On Me

"Most people can't tel if I'm being sincere or smartass. It's kind of a gift." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coast...

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with re...

Holiday Coaster "drink and wrap

"What the F#ck"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made...

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the ...

"HR said, i'm not allowed to make up names for my coworkers. I hope Frankie Fuckface is fucking happy now... " Coasters are 4”x4” and made ...

Holiday Coaster "If I am actually related to these people" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in th...

“Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at cover me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what...

“Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round cor...

“Gonna go lay under the tree to remind my family that I am a Gift." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. M...

Holiday Coaster "half ass jingler" 4"x 4" printed resin with cork backing, made in the USA

Hacker Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a ...

“Naughty is such a strong word.let's go with nice-ish" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing a...

"I now know how it will all end for me... one of my kids will unplug my life support to change their phone" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin ...

"The best part of being a flight attendant" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Don't work in morning Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a...

“Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and...

"In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal...

Powerpoint Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” Coasters are 4”x4” a...

"Negative"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

"Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick... just sayin' " Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round co...

"Maybe the day had a shitty you" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Another glass of wine and we will be singing Bingle Jells Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...

“Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.” Coaste...

Ladies, if he: is hot always smells good makes your mouth water tastes amazing leaves you feeling happier than ever He’s not your man. He is a ta...

"If she eats her French fries with a fork, she's probably not going to do that thing you like." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

"I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backin...

"If you have to ask if it's too early to drink... You're an amateur and we can't be friends" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...