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“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with re...

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made ...

Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a ...

"Maybe the day had a shitty you" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and...

"Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a...

"In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a raccoon on crystal...

"Some people need to use a glue stick instead of Chapstick... just sayin' " Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round co...

Ladies, if he: is hot always smells good makes your mouth water tastes amazing leaves you feeling happier than ever He’s not your man. He is a ta...

"I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backin...

“Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.” Coaste...

"The best part of being a flight attendant" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Don't work in morning Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"If she eats her French fries with a fork, she's probably not going to do that thing you like." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork ...

“At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork bac...

Powerpoint Coaster Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Leave by 9"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Life is Short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. East the cake. Sleep with the guitar player.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork back...

"My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're sta...

Them "You need to listen to your body more" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Male bees die after mating. That's basically their life" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

"Holes closed"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Holiday Coaster "half ass jingler" 4"x 4" printed resin with cork backing, made in the USA

“Gonna go lay under the tree to remind my family that I am a Gift." Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. M...

Another glass of wine and we will be singing Bingle Jells Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “what motivates you?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corn...

"Negative"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

Therapist: and what do we do when we’re sad? Me: add to cart Therapist: no Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round cor...

"Spread Legs"Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.Made in the USA.

“Naughty is such a strong word.let's go with nice-ish" Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Just so we're clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people. Which is fair. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing a...

Holiday Coaster "hard to shop for" 4"x 4" printed resin with cork backing, made in the USA

"Elf on the shelf" Christmas Coaster 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners Made in the USA.

"It's getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition" Coasters are 4”x4” and made wi...

Holiday Coaster "attempt was made" 4"x 4" printed resin with cork backing, made in the USA

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and rou...